I currently have no legal commercial conflicts.

However, because I only get one face, here are things I won’t sell because I’m me:

• tobacco products of any kind (including “vape”)
• prescription pharmaceuticals (even if it’s something I take that has changed my life, not doing an ad for it)
• porn (I would think they would use real porn stars in porn ads… which I am decidedly not… but just in case it’s ever a question)