As of now, the only legal commercial conflict I have is window film. My parents actually are finally retiring and have sold the company, but in that sale, I’ve signed a non-compete clause so it remains a conflict.

And because I only get one face, here are things I won’t sell because I’m me:

  • tobacco products of any kind (including whatever they’re trying to say about those “vapor” things)
  • pharmaceuticals (even if it’s something I take that has changed my life, not doing an ad for it)
  • porn (I would think they would use real porn stars in porn ads… which I am decidedly not… but just in case it’s ever a question)